thick-headedness

The quality of being slow and stupid (sluggish and obtuse of mind) at the same time.

It was still, in what can only be described as, one of the best examples of thick-headedness.

by Tighe Jaffe April 27, 2008

thick fuck

tongue in cheek insult to someobody of a lesser wit

what d'ya do that for, ya thick fuck?

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

Thick Fart

Loud but sweet, the act of breaking wind in a noisy manner while producing a not unpleasant aroma, the product of breaking wind in said manner, a style of breaking wind popularised by girls named Leah.

Leah has just done a thick fart - I believe she is credited with their invention.

by Vishnu Nasrudin November 30, 2003

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 2, 2005

thick-cut

Being possessed of mature female physical traits such as boobs and hips.

Dow, check it out! Your kid sister's thick-cut!

by Steven N September 30, 2007

Thick White Bitch

A compliment.
Term used to refer to white women who are curvaceous and attractive.

Ms. G is the most thick white bitch I've ever seen.

by Bossman Papi September 7, 2014

Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011