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Theo has curtains

Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say

YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024
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Theo Campaña

Some absolute tosser who watches hentai in history lessons and gets mad when you refer to Gustav stresemann in anyway, backwards,forwards,picture etc.
I told Theo campaña that I knew gustav stresemann and he started flickergooning on the walls from all the hentai
by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025
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Theo Bull

A chode who wants Benjis schlonger hung up inside his bum. Also commits incest.
Benji is wellll fit-Theo Bull
by theoadmierwer March 6, 2025
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Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.
by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025
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Theo Von

(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”

“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025
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Pullin a Theo

When someone sets you up with a hot girl but you pussy out and run away.
awww snap he's pullin a theo
by Ale Gan June 22, 2010
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On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is

Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019
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