ass tips

Ass tips are also know as an alternative for a douche or butt plug.

1. Hey could you grab those ass tips and help me clean out my ass hole.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

Tip baiting

Promising a big tip, usually with an online order, then changing the tip or eliminating it altogether when the service was great, just to be a cheap asshat.

"I'm risking corona just to deliver these bougie jerks' groceries and half of them are tip baiting me! I have bills, too!"

by Callordin April 18, 2020

tip and toll

After one pays taxes and miscellaneous fee's for a product or service in the state of Massachusetts.

I paid 65 American for GTA V after tip and toll.

by 2 Jews from MA September 27, 2013

fluke tip

to be a flake or not show up for stuff.

hey fluke tip why didn't you go last night?
The fluke tip didn't show up, like always.

by Jeff Hovland October 24, 2006

cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.

Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!

by Bill Martin October 29, 2003

Chocolate Tip

When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.

"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."

by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017

dry tip

When two or more guys huddle in a circle and press crotches together face up and say "dry tip".

Victor, Jay and Jonny got out of the bar and decided to dry tip to end a good night.

by YoungYeee December 7, 2016