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tactleneck

A portmanteau of tactical and turtleneck. Coined by Stirling Archer in the tv show Archer.

A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.
"I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck, Lana. The tactleneck!" ~ H. Jon Benjamin as Archer

Archer: "Guys, this is, this is the-- the car from--"
Lana: "Bullitt, we know, and if you'd go already, maybe later I'll dress up like Steve McQueen for you!"
Archer: "Ew, that's not even what it's about. Plus your hands are too big."
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "But speaking of McQueen, if there was ever a time to wear the tactleneck--"
Lana: "Go!"
Archer: "Okay! Hang on!"
by natalie portmanteaux May 19, 2021
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glossy taco

What simplynailogical calls a glossy top coat for on top of nail polish.
I'm going to put some glossy taco on my nail.
by Lk321 July 17, 2017
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Tachanka

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.
Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.
by Lheggy May 14, 2018
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Taco Jesus

When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus
1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.

2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019
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Fight tactics

A manipulative action, move or ploy by one partner in a fake love relationship used as leverage to gain the upper hand in winning and ending an argument or disagreement without resolving anything. It’s a toxic mix of mind fuckery and lots of sex used a tool to distract you until the next time you have an argument or disagreement on this toxic roller coaster ride you call a relationship.
I don’t know why you and this girl keep going back and forth on the same things. You act like you’re stuck in a revolving door you can’t get out of.

I know but she uses crying as her fight tactics and once I see the water works I’m done. As far as me being stuck in a revolving door as long as the sex is still good I’ll be stuck for a little while longer.
by Starving Artist246 November 10, 2021
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glossy taco

Glossy taco is a nail polish too coat and was originated by Cristine from simply nailogical
"Hey can you hand my that glossy taco?, I need to finish my nails."
by Stupid owner of sassy cat July 17, 2017
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Taco bell

when you are constipated but broke get your ass to taco bell
by lazy9998 March 18, 2011
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