Tounge surfin

using ya tounge in a motion that is equivlant to water

Eating that pussy taste so good id still be tounge surfin in it if she hadent stopped me (pussy monsta)

by Greenlantern 21 April 10, 2010

sumting

when sumting is wrong

is sumting rong with him or what?
"nah hes okay "

by joao January 30, 2004

Bush Surfing

The sexual act of surfing one's penis upon the frothing, wavey surf of a partner's (male/female) pubic hair.

Get your board shorts off! It's time for some Bush Surfing!

by Bush Surfer May 2, 2010

bathtub surfing

surfing naked in your bathtub

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing

by squidjuicejr June 11, 2006

Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.

"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"

by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006

Summing

Sport or recreation

Bob: "Do you like summing?"
Jake: "Ya, I play baseball all the time"

by Isabellathefirst January 13, 2009

dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010