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Cuban Sunrise

While doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her. While she's dazed jam the maglight in her ass, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.
On my honeymoon I thought I'd be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise.
by gypsygypsy55 October 13, 2007
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Sunrise lumberjack

A sunrise lumberjack is someone who gets multiple simultaneous boners in the morning, everyday.
Person 1: "I pride myself on being a sunrise lumberjack."
Person 2: "That's fucking gross Chris."
by Moose Herdz March 30, 2017
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suprise anal

WHEN SOMEONE STICKS THEIR WILLY IN YOUR NILLY
God I love suprise anal, he stuck his willy in nilly again.
by Sênior Long Schlong October 8, 2017
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gooey sunrise

When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).
The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to get her out of bed.
by rifkin December 3, 2007
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Geyser Supriser

While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.
I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.
by King Geyser February 20, 2010
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Indian sunrise

During a girls weekend in Vegas, I created my own delicious but toxic drink!
Indian Sunrise

2 oz parrots coconut rum
2 oz tequila
6 oz cranberry

Enjoy!
Hey bartender, I'll have an Indian Sunrise on the rocks!
by DoctorPH August 23, 2010
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Golden Sunrise

The event in which an individual is awoken by the sound, smell, taste, or feeling of being pissed on.

Primarily received by (but not limited to) unsuspecting or unwilling individuals.

Most commonly delivered by an individual but there have been rare occurrences in which multiple people simultaneously contribute.
J - "I drank damn near two liters of cheap tequila last night and woke up feeling like deep fried dog shit"

R - "You think that's bad? I got so drunk I blacked out, woke up to a Golden Sunrise..."

J - "Golden Sunrise??"

R - "Yeah, Basically that prick Kyle, his sister Stacy, even his damn Chihuahua gave me a golden shower..... AS A WAKE UP!"
by Playze June 19, 2011
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