Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

by HarleyCMC February 05, 2017

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 07, 2015

artic straw

Artic straw is when she's sucking your dick and at the same time applying ice on your balls

Yeah we're into some kinky weird shit. Last night it was the artic straw. My cock will never be the same

by Bills rv service August 04, 2019

the bean straw

An alternate way to eat baked beans. Most often used by members of BA Meetings.

"I love eating beans with a spoon."
"I prefer the bean straw."

by Maybe . . . December 03, 2013

froggy._.straw

the best sister ever man

froggy._.straw op

by viy July 30, 2021

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Straw diet

A weight loss program dedicated to doing large amounts of cocaine instead of eating or sleeping.

Stephanie went down 2 dress sizes after a week on the straw diet

by Ad93iwl25 January 08, 2018