spoogey

Darren
everyone knows him as spoogey

Hey spoogey wanna get drunk?

by jannett October 23, 2007

Splooging

To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.

He stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.

by Val Paraiso May 6, 2006

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.

Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.

by Jibba22 August 16, 2008

spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.

Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.

by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005

splooze

1. (verb)to consume alcohol, particularly to get drunk. also (adj.)sploozed(drunk). (noun) sploozer( someone sick from drinking)

Tonight we're goin' out to splooze.
Last night I was sooo sploozed.
Billy threw up last night he's such a sploozer.

by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

Spoogefoot

When living with a male roommate in an apartment with one shower, a Spoogefoot would be the person who showers 2nd in the morning.

Jimmy was all but certain that white stuff on the shower floor was NOT soap and that from this day forward, he would be know as a Spoogefoot.

by Cardsblo August 24, 2009