splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

SPLOOT

Sploot or Splooted is a word to describe throwing something at house, this may consist of an egg, pottery or even a mattress!

I’m going to sploot Michelle’s house tonight!

I think Michelle got splooted earlier

by anonymous September 27, 2020

sploitz

Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.

Looks at amazingly cool cup at banquet table. "Man, that cup is sploitz!"

by MrWhistler July 4, 2005

sploot

An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.

I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman

by EC May 18, 2003

Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012