split dump

taking a shit on more than 1 surface

when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.

leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.

by longjohndec December 12, 2009

Split For Life

To leave for the day.

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.

by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011

Split hot dog bun

When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.

The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.

by jamnx May 3, 2011

split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.

"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.

by Ottertail King June 28, 2011

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

Split A Litter

To have a three-some

She asked us if we wanted to Split A Litter.

by Trixie Gurb September 12, 2012