Mr Spindles

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021

Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.

Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

Spianal Tap

A spianal tap occurs when the aggressor's penis is so large relative to the orifice being fucked it actually rips through protective tissues lining the spine and makes contact with the nerve tissue within the spine itself, resulting in a rush of simultaneous pain and pleasure for the victim/beneficiary. As this sexual position carries potential health risks it is typically reserved for safe locations such as hospitals where emergency care can be given immediately after said act.

Big pimpin with da one and only g dizzle all up in herre in da big WA!! Spianal Tap nigga!!

by Mike Corello January 18, 2008

spitalian

1. Noun. One who is of both Spanish and Italian origin.
Possibly the mexicans.

"What ethnic minority are you from then?"
"I'm Spitalian"

by Chakat Goldfur May 24, 2007

spina fight

Playground ruction procedure (UK c.1970's). Combatants remove their arms from sleeves and stuff them inside the trunk of their gansies, leaving just a set of waggling digits for attack. As per flid fight but with addition of the kneeling into shoes in order to complete a quadripegically stunted effect. Serious injury rarely ensued but a tried and tested upsetter of harassed dinner ladies, babysitters and nana.

"Having an older brother meant I invariably came off worse in sibling ructions but I always gave His Royal Highness proper competition when we matched up for our annual spina fight,"
Memoirs of HM King George VI

by Moved Away November 13, 2006

Spinage

Excessive use of wheel spin in a car when there is absolutly no need what so ever. May be used by chavs in order to impress fellow idiots or vicky pollard luck a likes.
Spinage can be optimised with worn/bald tyres, wet/icy conditions, when starting on an incline and also by reversing at high speed and ramming it into 1st and flooring it.
Spinage can be requested by the passenger riding shotgun at any point when the car is not in motion.

Get some spinage mate

or simply

"SPINAGE!!!!!"

by Ash Cunty January 7, 2007

spinoloroll

Derivative of "barrel roll," most famously implemented in Star Fox 64 when Peppy exclaims "Do a barrel roll!," in what can only be described as a fairly recockulous fashion.

It is to add a "spinolo" like tinge to an action, thusly rendering it completely amoral and prude.

Also can be used as a noun, simply declaring someone a complete spinoloroll.

Jeez, Will! Your spinolorollocity is ruining this conversation! Stop using all that self-deprecating humor, you spinoloroll! Enough with the fucking spinolorolling!

-it is good to note that this term is often used with little or no prompting from third parties with little or no lives.

by Heiungah Jieugh February 24, 2008