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drink and shrink

or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin'

This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it.

noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard"
I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!
by chocolatemilksteak March 15, 2012
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Sarina

A very annoying girl who sounds and looks like a squeaky dildo
Person 1: that girl is so annoying

Person 2: I know, she's such a sarina
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Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.
Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"
by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009
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Shrin-gina

A rotund asian given to wearing shirts one size too small and whining excessively. See also Trin.
Dude, don't be a shrin-gina...
by Ritz June 16, 2004
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Shrink

1. Fellatio's Woman
2. Fellatio specialist
3. To make the penis shrink through fellatio; deep throat
by Sway78 October 21, 2007
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shrinket

I can't meet you for coffee. I have an appointment with my shrinket today.
by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010
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Shrink

The moral authoritarian who controls the concerned people who add fish to your beer, to help your adrenal glands to shrink.
'In the name of theft, I pretend to be a eugenicist on moral grounds to hide behind the former cavalry officers (plantation owners - US) that make up the stock and trade of the monied upper classes, as I rape the intellect of the country' - the shrink shrinks shrinking, shrinkage continues. Compare to the better life, - the drink drinks drinking, drinkage continues...
by smilerthegayriler May 28, 2018
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