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smart ass

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1) omg. ur such a smart ass!!!
2) i no, but thats better than a dumb ass
by therynofromthefuture:O July 17, 2009
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smart ass

an ass that can sit on ice cream and tell u wat flaver it is
Wat a smart ass i wish i had it.
by Andy Legge March 9, 2005
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smart card

A system that is slowly being introduced all over the world. Smart Cards will be able to act as one card that can be used as:

* Bank & Credit Card & E-Money
* Passport
* Store Medical information
* Store Religious information
* Pay Tax / Use Public Transport / User Pay Services
* Store personal information
* Vote
* Store immigration/citizenship status
* Store criminal status
There are many problems with the smart card with the way governments handle; abuse and misuse personal information of the smart card holder.

In Malaysia and similar governments they refuse to give freedom of choice to their people to change religious status in order to manipulate exaggerated numbers of Islam and splice fear into those wishing to want freedom of choice. See M Moorthy for one example.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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smart car

this car is a small vehicle wich no one wants to drive in also known as the dumb car since it was made only to fit 2 people, even though the car is going green its going rong for people
example:"hey bryan whats with the smart car"
"ohh i thought i would go green but i thought i could fit my hole family in the car when i bout it on the internet"

"way to go cow plower"
by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009
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smart ass

some one who has a smart ass comment about evety single goddamn thing
by Kayla Jones October 24, 2006
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smart finish

Praveen paid an extra twenty dollars to the sexy masseuse for the smart finish.
by knowledgegrief August 6, 2011
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smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
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