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shart slurper

one who slurpes shart
you fucking shart slurping cunt!

so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
by danny mcfart April 2, 2022
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slurper

somone that slups chunky jizz off hairy fat guys greezy pizza nipples
guy 1: hav u seen jaimon ?
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper
by mel gibson fan October 19, 2010
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myspace sluree

Often girls aged 12-18 who spend most of their lives on the networking website www.myspace.com, taking near-nude photographs and posting bulletins,statuses & blogs that say "pc4pc, neww pictures, comment new photos, new photos" and so on.

Usually girls that are shallow, bitchy, no life-bimbos.
MyspaceLoser: "Comment new photos"

RealLifePerson: "Get off the fucken computor no-life myspace sluree!"
by schweppervessance January 25, 2010
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Curry Slurper

Noun, racial slur; A term used to degrade a person of Indian descent.
Quit charming those snakes and answer the phone, you curry slurper.
by itstockra November 21, 2015
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Diarrhea Slurper

Someone (generally a younger, obnoxious person) who is obsessed about the worst aspects of pop culture (enjoys whatever is popular, but pays no attention to anything else), says "dude" when addressing whoever they are talking to, and generally holds ill-informed world views. It is not their interests that make them diarrhea slurpers, but the way they act when expressing their interest. This term derives from the idea that diarrhea slurpers take in (slurp up) all the refuse of pop culture (diarrhea).
"That stupid kid over there claims that he only plays first person shooters, yet he has no idea what Bioshock is, he must be a diarrhea slurper"

"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"

"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"
by Cynist3r December 1, 2011
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Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.
"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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Russian Slurpie

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period. Nummies!
He gave her a russian slurpie last night and woke up with period in his teeth.
by keeeeeeeek January 11, 2010
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