laughterbation

to laugh while you masterbate

the picture was so hot and funny laughterbation was the only thing i could do

by parry henis October 28, 2007

slaughtering a cow

to have sex with a fat chick

last night I was so drunk, I almost thought of slaughtering a cow

by truspider82 January 16, 2011

snaughtered

that drunk that you can't even bite your finger! (or pull your wire right!)

Fuck i was absolutely snaughtered last night cuz i has three literes of ding/buckfast!!!

by Spud May 13, 2005

laughterbate

When you start laughing when your masturbating.

I was watching porn, but in another tab I had Game Grumps playing, and at one point I started to laughterbate.

by Kelmayisaurus March 27, 2015

Slaughtered

When a girl has three orgasms in one night/encounter.

How was last night?
I got slaughtered!
Nice!

by sarah sponda February 19, 2011

Slaughterama

A springtime event held in Richmond, VA where hipsters and other hobohemian types gather to drink PBR and play bike games.

Scummy hipster 1: Dude, you goin' to Slaughterama this weekend? It's gonna be so dank.

Grungy kid 2: I thought you sold your bike for a 24-pack of PBR and a pair of fake Ray-Bans.

Scummy hipster 1: Yeah, but I just made some dank cut-offs and I gotta show 'em off.

by yeeehaw May 19, 2009

Slaughtering

Menstruating

I think my blood pressure is really low! I nearly fainted at work today and I had to sit down on the bathroom floor!

Well maybe you're pregnant?

I'm DEFINITELY not pregnant. I'm on the rag.

Ah! If you're slaughtering then low BP and anemia is likely.

by jacobsjacobs September 3, 2013