Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
by Joe Biden’s daughter April 08, 2022
A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”
“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”
by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023
Skip school day is tomorrow and and
this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.
this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.
by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019
A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.
This means you are dedicated to the game.
This term will get you even more mad pussy.
This means you are dedicated to the game.
This term will get you even more mad pussy.
Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019
Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said
Or going to a different place then you said
by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018
"The last chapter had a ten-year time skip, and suddenly everyone was having kids, mortgages and unpaid water taxes"
by DictionaryDecimator July 07, 2024
A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 02, 2017