National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

smut smitty skip skap skallywap

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

skip nasty

A noun for a failure.

Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.

by squintyeyes January 17, 2005