SJBR

Acronym. 'Slow Jack and a Ball Rub'

Sexual ref; to slowly stroke a penis while simultaneously, with the other hand, rubbing the testicles.

Can also be done by more than one person. As referenced by JNS; one female can use both hands on one schlock whilst the other uses one hand per testicle.

Example 1

Jai: Aye biotch! Slow jack and a ball rub. NOW!!

Girl: Oh, and SJBR?? Anything for JNS.

Example 2

Bitch, quit being a Cary and SJBR my schlock.

by JNSphoLYFE February 16, 2010

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sjoberg

The worst spanish teacher in the world. Majority of her students are failing due to lack of enthusiasm and teaching skills. Half the classes droped out into another class or droped out period. The other half are failing badly. Synonem of evil.

"I fell asleep in sjobergs class again, whos class?"

by anonomous June 11, 2006

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Sjsjsj

The best county, 210, sjsjsjsjsj, taps bar and grill, the trail, sjsjsjsj, the waf house

Person 1: Where you headin to?
Person 2: Sjsjsjsjsj

Person 1: Says nothing
Person 2: Sjsjsjsjsj..yktv

by omagine May 1, 2019

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sju

Special Juuling Unit. a group of crackheads who don't actually support juul but think its very funny to joke about. kind of like a cult

"who are you guys?"
"we are the sju"

by joshuarush April 6, 2019

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the sjw game

A game in which a social justice warrior (often privileged upper class white people in their 20s) play which consists of two rounds. Round 1 is a contest to see who can explain how any given non-offensive comment is in fact hate speech or a "microagression". Round 2 is a contest to see who can act the most offended by the comment from round one. A bonus is awarded if you can act offended on behalf of a group to which you do not belong, the only move that can beat that is grabbing someone that is part of the group that would be offended and telling them you are sorry and you love them.

Sean burst into tears and started yelling at a door to door salesman for saying hello, he then went on to explain how "hello" discriminates against illiterate trans african americans. I thought he would win but then Jake showed up with an illiterate trans african american and started apologizing on behalf of the salesman, he totally won the SJW game.

by Lice138 November 16, 2016

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