Shanting

The act of saying illogical things, accompanied by an idiotic smile and expression.

Person 1: "Hey, can you pick me up first then pick up Michael?"
Person 2 (Nerses): "Why would I do that, Michael lives a street away you live across town?"
"Sorry, I was shanting."

by ShantsAHoe September 22, 2014

Shanter

Shit banter

When your banter isn't on point. That's Shanter. Like tommys tattoo of banter on his wrist is Shanter.

by Bantersquad2015cupwinners September 15, 2015

Shanter

When you've got shit banter

That was shanter!

by DementedSquirrel September 7, 2016

shantelley

A Shantelley is a master of puns. They love to put smiles on peoples' faces but also enjoy making the people around them cringe from the onslaught of majestic puns they unleash upon them. No one can withstand the power of the puns but neither can they compare to the kindness and care that a Shantelley offers in more serious moments.

You need a Shantelley right about now.

by Baeloch May 16, 2017

Shanta

Used to call someone who wants to look like someone else. Comes from Shanta Ronaldo who spend his life to be Cristiano's doppelganger.

The guy just slipped. Shanta Gerrard.

by Pintade de bière June 21, 2017

Shant

Shant is seen as a normal boy with a normal life but nobody knows the shit that he has been through. The only thing shant cares about is love, friendship and progress. So shant isn’t bothering other people with his own problems. When shant trust you and he wants to be your friend/ boyfriend he would like to make everyday a happy day for you. When enters a room some people look up and some don’t, because some don’t know how lovely and sweet shant is

You are like a shant

by You’re president January 18, 2018

Shant

A type of skill that includes jumping and swinging your leg over to the side and doing a retarded backflip

Solomon did a shant in the middle of the road

by Unique Word Definitions January 30, 2018