Shreked

to get jacked up or badly damaged

I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.

by CactusKid August 5, 2014

Shrek

Butt-Ugly English Footballer Wayne Rooney a.k.a Shrek. displayed his superior ball control at the 2006 World Cup ie, stamping on some poor players balls

woa! wayne rooney can really dribble
Yea! well most retards do! and he looks like shrek!

by Tartan Terror July 29, 2006

Shrek's Swamp

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

by Justin a Heartbeat March 26, 2011

shrek

To have multiple ways to avoid a bad situation, but take none of them, allowing the bad situation to occur. As if the intention was to actually have the bad situation occur in the first place.

"What was that guy thinking? He could have avoided jail time if he did a little community service, but he didn't and now he is in jail!"

"Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"

by cleohero September 10, 2012

shrek

A mixture of Lemon-Lime and grape kool-aid and nine cups of sugar

"yep im sippin on dat shrek, ppl ask him, 'um hey sir, whut iz dat ?'
itz lime itz wit grape, and 9 cups of suga,"

by Andre' February 18, 2008

Shrek

Shrek is a creature that stars in the movie Shrek.He lives in the forest with Bigfoot eating onions, some hope to one day catch him and then have shrek grant them one magical wish. Some also call him by the holy ogrelord and savior of onions

Becky:holy crap! I think I just saw Shrek
Andrew:No way,where?!
Becky:He flew away into the sky

by Astupidname March 11, 2015

Shrek 2

The best movie of all time containing the best movie soundtrack of all time

Rick: I don;t have much money, but i can give you Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD and three Justin Bieber Cd's for it.
Stan: Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD? That's a bargain! Here you go.

by LifeIsFutile October 26, 2018