Top Shelf

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")

I gave that fucker a Top Shelf and now he dont fuck with me no more.

by Hector Projector April 7, 2003

shofizzLE

off the heezy!

Yo Dawg! Wear you gettin' those colors? are you dyin um? They are shofizzle!

by badasswanksta April 26, 2003

Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"

"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"

by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014

shing shang shola

The phrase used to describe someone of asian ethnicity.

damn fucking shing shang shola almost hit my car

by VOTRON September 9, 2010

top shelf

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.

1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.

by dracula July 2, 2004

Shelf

A Southern Fairfield County teenage boy who has a black girl's booty.

Damn, the shelf almost knocked over the T.V.

by Fatty Mcgee December 9, 2004

the last chicken on the shelf

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008