Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon

Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half

Top Shelf by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009

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Jiggle Shelf

A damn fine booty. One that is phat, yet defies gravity. Kabooty.

Damn, I want to place my goods on that Jiggle Shelf.

Jiggle Shelf by OldManPAt February 28, 2013

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snack shelf

A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.

Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!

snack shelf by psnack October 6, 2013

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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

Top shelf wasted by Greatpickle December 4, 2014