Butter Scotch

Young untouched pussy

Jeff - Yo man check out those middle schoolers.

Fred - Full of some Butter Scotch.

by Loose Lips July 28, 2012

scortchycle

An event consisting of a gathering of men who are brought together for the express purpose of drinking scotch on the porch, and who have utilized a bicycle as the sole means of transportation to or from the event. Commonly, the host of the event is unable to leave the premises due to a parental obligation to the sleeping infant(s) within the home.

As his wife was away on business, Mike invited some friends to a scortchycle at his home, rather than rouse the children from their beds.

by Darin Norman October 17, 2007

scootch your pooch

when someone asks you to move your vagina over

"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"

by Simoneb July 3, 2007

scrotchy

a male condition which causes irritation to the scrotal area, which can only be relieve with monkey butt powder, purchaseable at your local farm/ranch supply store. Can also be used to describe a cranky attitude. (Which would be cause by the irritation of the scrotal area.)

Randy Jackson was being all scrotchy towards David Cook on American Idol.

by Akeith_85 May 16, 2008

scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.

person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...

by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009

scotch bomb

A shot glass of scotch is dropped into a tumbler of scotch, drink is taken as a drop shot. Upon consumption, fellow bar-mates go wild and the shot taker slips out of consciousness.

"Yeah, son, we're doin SCOTCH BOMBS tonight!!!"

"Well fuck"

by K-man2001 February 6, 2010

Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

by Tacotrex April 30, 2012