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by Vispoot101lot April 24, 2023
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schnittiful

The feeling of depression and regret one feels after eating an oversized pub schnitzel, or "schnitty".
"Woah, I shouldn't have eaten all of that - I feel schnittiful."
by PetStarr July 13, 2007
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schnitzel

A new guy at work or just an overall doofus, in general.
"Geez...I'll be here all day trying to train this schnitzel!"

"Hey Schnitzel..maybe you should try plugging it IN first??"

"Shhhh..here comes the schnitzel, now.......'Hey Man, how are ya making out? Getting the hang of things?? Great!'.............what a schnitzel!"
by Hyde44 November 10, 2008
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schnitzel

adj.

To be of a schnitzel nature. Meaty, heartie and filling. To be tough and tastie.
The word is used in combination to give an extra description that is more defining of the object being described. A well cooked schnitzel is used to describe something especially good.

ant.
schitznel
ie. She's schnitzel dipped in honey.
ie. That's schnitzel. He's schnitzel.
by Peter Suwara April 10, 2007
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schitzoferinzeloruferosis

a mixture of candy kitties, peach rings, and edible taylor swift action figures in a hello kitty bag.
Katey has schitzoferinzeloruferosis.
by TaylorSwift222 February 11, 2010
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Schmitt

A term or name given to describe a person with elderly characteristics such as someone who tends to forget something that they've planned to do with people which angers them.

Secondly, Schmitt can be used if a person forgets that plan with a certain group of people and continues to get it going with another group of people.

It is also a term to describe a person who may look like a nerd.
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Reciever: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.

10 MINUTES LATER

A Schmitt: Sorry guys, I gotta go talk to my girl. I'll be back in a bit so let me know when it's ready so we can start!
Receiver: F*CK SAKE-

A MONTH LATER

A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Receiver: You said the same thing on the other game you wanted us to play you twat.

A Schmitt: Oh I did? my bad guys, I'll make it up if you try this new one.
Receiver: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.

THE CYCLE REPEATS
by Teffe October 22, 2020
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Schlitz

The creation of a new orifice in a person's body, followed by intercourse with the incision.
Don't fall asleep at that party, those dudes will totally schlitz you.
by octopusofthesea November 9, 2010
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