Schmidty

One who never throws down for pot. A person that always gets smoked up.

Guy 1: Yo lets get some pot!
Schmidty: Yea yo
Guy 2: Lets each throw down 5 bucks
Schmidty: Nah son, im running low on cash

by El Diablo Magik Man April 3, 2010

Schmuck

a low life punk

you dirty little schmuck

by Hannah the Spanner Bean October 10, 2008

Schmuckabee

Affectionate nickname for a semi-serious Republican contender for the Republican nomination in the presidential election of 2008. Namely, the former governor of Arkansas: Michael Huckabee.

It is a compound word that incorporates the Yiddish term "schmuck," meaning "Penis" or "Jerk" along with the name of the common honeybee.

He is best known for his banana pancakes and his theological views on "Bee Heaven" as depicted by the Christian allegory in the well known "Unicorn Honey Bee Magic" tapestry on view in the Cloisters in New York City.

On conceding defeat in the Republican primaries of 2008, John McCain famous last words were: "Honey, Schmuckabee!"

by Tom B. and Danie B. February 11, 2008

Schmede

A curvy penis

damn mikes has one hell of a schmede it almost looks liek a candy cane!

by paetreik October 29, 2008

Schmuck

Discarded foreskin, from performing a circumcision.

With a forceps, the Rabbi carefully removed the schmuck he had just snipped off.

by SierraLeone July 11, 2017

Schlud

The combination of blood and shit in a woman's panties.

Mary took off her panties yesterday and left them on the floor. I looked in them and it was loaded with schlud. I guess no sex for me tonight.

by 514x0r September 24, 2009

Schmuck

The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.

My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.

by RichieAnonymous August 10, 2012