Ooh Faced Scratch Moded

owned; whos your daddy; other similar exclamations

Taken from cabin fever

Ooooooh faced scratch moded

by yo yo yo October 14, 2004

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but please leave me alone".

father: son your singing sucks. you have potato voice Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

sciatch

One who is a Scank Hore and a Bitch

TJ'S Mom is a Sciatch

by chris crazypants November 30, 2006

satchum

Northeastern USA slang for "male ejaculate".

The President sprayed hot satchum on her dress.

by bluebirdmemory August 27, 2006

scratch n spill

basically having a wank,maturbation

yeh i got bord so i had a quick scratch n spill session

by nathan brownstain May 15, 2007

Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

Scotch Mint

When an elderly woman chews on scotch mints while giving you a blowjob.

Ryan threw down two dollars on Yvette's desk and says, "Can I get a scotch mint please?"

by Thisisawkard October 11, 2014