Definitions by Thisisawkard

dutch nipple 

A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.

"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"

dutch nipple by Thisisawkard January 17, 2020

Scotch Mint 

When an elderly woman chews on scotch mints while giving you a blowjob.

Ryan threw down two dollars on Yvette's desk and says, "Can I get a scotch mint please?"

Scotch Mint by Thisisawkard October 11, 2014