stiffy

A slang term for boner or erection

While I was slow-dancing with Tom, he got a bulging stiffy. It was nasty.

by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2004

stuffability

the amount of junk that can be cramed into a small location.

the front pockets of that suitcase have a high stuffability

by Ryan Stunis September 10, 2005

stiffy killer

A girl so ugly that she immediately deflates a perfectly good hard-on by simply looking at you.

Things were going good at the party until, Rita brought her stiffy killer friend Bertha, and it was all down hill from there.

by J.B. Trevor March 17, 2008

stuff face

to eat

I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.

by Teratogen April 24, 2012

stiffy and tippy

when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his "stiffy", down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before sexual intercourse.

bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn't go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .

sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn't realize I had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.

by Erewflow July 28, 2013

the stuff with the what not

A technical term used excessively at Autozone to describe automotive parts in excruciating detail.

Customer : Hey, I need a part for my car that has this thing that comes off from the side and kinda wraps around like a "u" shape. You know...?

Autozoner : Yeah, kinda like the stuff with the what not, on the thing with the part on it... I have one in the back.

by Golden Whipping Boy December 6, 2007

condom stuffers

Generally undesired items purchased along with condoms, in order to make the purchaser feel less self conscious about purchasing condoms.

I felt embarrassed when I bought those condoms, so I grabbed some condom stuffers to fill the basket. It wasn't until after I left the store that I realized I had grabbed a Harry Potter book and a bottle of hand lotion.

by rubberoff February 8, 2010