smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.

Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.

by scagneti September 25, 2006

Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

getting smaller and smaller

Said of a person who is becoming less and less intellectually coherent ( not because of mental health but due to the oral garbage they spew) and therefore losing their intellectual relevance and appeal to the masses.

Gavin Newsom is getting smaller and smaller according to Greg Gutfeld

by Sexydimma March 11, 2021

clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

by Katie December 19, 2004

smackle

OK, this word is pretty unused but I spread it all over the internet. Muahahaha. Anyway, this means to smack and tackle someone at the same time. Also it could mean to do a huge belly-flop onto someone and tackle.

Boy1: Rofl hi it's me. (:
Girl: JOHNNY! -smackles-
Boy2: LOL.

Joe: Yo, man. Thank goodness no one is stealing mah gun right now.
Bob: HEEHEE! - takes gun -
Joe: - jumps off bridge and smackles -
Bob: Owwie.

by butterFLAII October 13, 2007

smace

the phenomenon that occurs when a person with a normal size head has an unusually small face. It may or may not looked smooshed.

Damn bro, your girlfriend is cute but her smace looks like it belongs on a keebler elf.

by Danny McDannerson October 26, 2007

smacker

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts

FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"

by pfloyd February 20, 2003