t-shirt ninja

one hides his ninja identity with a shirt over the head. bad ass mother fuckers.

Dude! That t-shirt ninja totally kicked my ass!

by foad January 9, 2005

Birth Control Shirt

This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.

When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.

by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

Shirlyn

A beautiful, quiet young lady. Very popular at school, and on the internet. (Social networking site like : Facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc etc) She's nice, and very wise. Very athletic. She's a funny person, and she's just so natural at everything. Everybody loves Shirlyn.

Me: Hey, did you see that girl walking by? She's such a Shirlyn
You: Yeah, I know, Everyone loves her, cause shes such a Shirlyn. :D

by ShirlynLover0212 October 15, 2012

Shirts/Pants

Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.

NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"

Alyx: I wear shirts/pants
Amy: uh-huh...
Alyx: But I'm in the market for pants atm
Amy: gootcha

by Grooaci June 4, 2020

date shirt

A collared shirt worn by someone who is not inclined to wear collared shirts.

Do you have a date tonight? You're wearing your date shirt.

by Estehbahn July 3, 2006

shirtcocker

A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.

After getting a sunburn on my back, I just went as a shirtcocker the rest of the day.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

shirtlifter

A gay male who lifts his shirt (and bends over) for anal intercourse.

Primarily British usage.

Q. hey, is your mate a top?

A. No, he'll top sometimes, but he's really a shirtlifter.

by stsebastian November 15, 2009