redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.

Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.

by evil kniewel May 16, 2010

bronx science

school more prestigious and well known than most colleges. students seem normal until you compare them to kids from different schools and realize they're just weird.

they will merge mainstream slang & words like "like" w/ SAT words and are kind of hard to understand if you arent one of them but waay cool.

most of the girls are goodlooking, and aren't exactlty "nerds" but most get good grades.

equal ratio of extremly hot guys to guys so ugly you can't even look at them.

science kids can be easily identified by other sciencites, even if they've never seen each other.

"Omg! I was at like the Bronx Science against Clinton basketball game & a guy from clinton missed when he threw the ball while standing on the parabola that's on the court."

"yo I'm so pissed. I broke my new TI 84 silver addition running from a seagull on campus today"

by janie B January 15, 2007

Bronx Science

A school that may or may not be filled with nerds. We eat from the ghetto truck everyday (even though ned's truck is better) but never get any fatter, mostly because we spend our free time running away from those fucking seagulls. We are physically incapable of being racist, because any racist will have the living shit shanked out of him by EVERY RACIAL GROUP. The security policies in our school are BS (as in Bronx Science, of course) thanks to fucking Clinton, those murderous raving beasts. Unlike Stuyvesant, we have the will to live and school spirit :). We are fucking geniuses, but our school slogan sucks. We are most definitely not worth the trip, fuck, my commute is 3 hours. We are in the middle of nowhere, the Bronx, and our only connections to the outside world are the 1 and 4 trains. Despite all of this, we are amazing.

kid1 (1am): yo what time you getting to school monday?
bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago
kid1: aiight see you thursday

Did you see that kid at bronx science?
Yeah he was fuckin white
(gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)

by supermassivedeepseasquid July 6, 2010

Marine Science Magnet High School

A high school in Groton CT. A short fat prick as the principal always has a stick up his ass and is rumored to have a chode. 99% of the students are rich white pussy's who play faggot-ass lacrosse and there hasn't been a fight there ever since it was established in 2011. The girls "snatches" are also rumored to smell like pepper and the administration is run by a bunch of Nazis.

Marine Science Magnet High School is such a shithole I wish I could transfer

by IH8Libs December 1, 2019

Bill nye the science guy

A comedic scientist that stars on Disney. He explains science to a younger audience of people. While at the same time informing he makes sure not to get boring by telling jokes.

Bill Nye the Science guy talked about friction with jokes.

by Marioandluigiclan March 28, 2015

creation science

An inherent contradiction, like fucking for chastity, a square circle, or an intelligent chav.

Creation 'scientist': Teach creation science in schools!
Real scientist: You can't. It's religion and not science.
Creation 'scientist': Oops, then teach Intelligent Design in schools!
Real scientist: *sigh* When will this non-debate be over?

by intigfx August 1, 2008

What has science done?

An internet meme which is often used to describe something extraordinary, commonly a rare creativity which has a relation to science as a whole.

Person A: Hey, look at this: *link*
Person B: What is it?
Person A: Look for yourself, I call it the multitude-bathduck-replicator
Person B: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

by Trivmvirate December 26, 2008