Samsquanch

A person who is a staunch Samsung fanboy, who will Troll articles that have anything to do with Apple products.

Hey look there's an article about the new iPhone, oh no there's a Samsquanch trolling the comments.

by Olrak Dunflomingo April 24, 2014

Sasquatchfucker

A person who fucks hairy Italian/European naturalist women

"eww your a fucking sasquatchfucker"

by Farknoggler October 17, 2008

Sasquatch

an american male, or male whom acts like an american. used in eastern canada and parts of quebec. strangely, most people from saskatchewan and alberta are sasquatches. (supposedly) derives from the latin term "canus americanus" and was used as a code word by the mexican mafia to refer to CIA agents. sasquatch does not seem to apply to *southern* americans, who are talkative and funny -- the hallmark of the sasquatch is being quiet and angry. in rare cases, women can be considered sasquatch. e.g. lindsay lohan, rosie o'donnell, the cast of 'sex and the city'. a wombat is a baby sasquatch.

"omg fifty cent is such a sasquatch"

"look at all the brand-new trucks in the parking lot, this place is going to be totally sasquatched"

"fuck you haters jay-z is not a sasquatch"

by Joey Tribbliani September 25, 2007

Sacsquatch

A large, very hairy and very smelly scrotum.

On her search for wood, Patty came upon the giant Sacsquatch.

by BobbySouth December 13, 2014

Sasquatch

A wonderful looking women , but has a hairy vagina ... very , very hairy ... hairy like a sasquatch.

Jaime is such a sasquatch!!

by rkj19 March 24, 2011

sasquatch

1:nifty
2:profound

guy1: that speaker was very sasquatch

guy2: yea.

by daltonrsprink December 15, 2011

Sasquatch

My cousin, tony... yeah, he's a huge.... hairy, smelly..yeah

by catie darby April 7, 2003