A half-assed version of a trivial daily ritual because fuck it there's more important stuff going on.
by truehoax September 29, 2014

by gigganigga December 25, 2017

by dazzz1iijnnggggg December 7, 2024

When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman
Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
by swerty gert February 11, 2019

The salute given to a person, place, or thing that succinctly sums up a person's feelings toward a given subject.
by A Voicemail in a Vacuum April 6, 2020

Verb; A way of showing the utmost respect in the New England pipefitters community in the highest regard. Whilst one is driving their lifted Ford Superduty, they strip down to nothing and place a single tube sock over their erect penis. The cotton wrapped penis is then displayed proudly out the driver side window to adjacent traffic by lifting ones ass off the drivers seat while maintaining constant foot pressure to the gas peddle. Upon completion of the display the middle and pointer fingers are raised to the mouth in a "V" formation and the tongue is fluttered between both digits. A dramatic increase in pressure is then applied to the gas pedal as the truck approaches the speed of liberty and dissapears into the red, white, and blue yonder. The spectacle is guaranteed to bring a tear to ones eye, Chuck Norris to his knees, and moisture back to the driest of panties.
Mike's dad is going to get arrested giving those maverick salutes. Not only is it inappropriate, its downright reckless driving
by Lou_Sassel June 15, 2023

is a type of girl that always cheers you up. you are sad? go out with her. you are happy? also, go out with her. she is the happiness in person and all the people that know her loves her. is someone who can be fun but also someone who cares and worries about you anytime. she is the typical person that when you see on the street you think: that girl is pretty. but when you actually know her you see she is prettier than all the people in the earth. if it were the end of the world and you only could meet one person she would be the one. she’s always the one.
by celiastjames November 20, 2021
