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Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”
by Wambo December 2, 2020
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Hezzy/Raccoon

A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.
Rose wants to pull a Hezzy/Raccoon on a Trump supporter.
by anonymous December 18, 2020
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Water Raccoon

A slur commonly used to degrade people on the popular video game platform ROBLOX, usually in the game Bedwars, created by Easy.gg

The term "water raccoon" originated in ROBLOX Bedwars, a ripoff of Minecraft Bedwars where it was used as a derogatory term towards people who used bows.
That little blocky copy and paste water raccoon bitch bowspammer, I hope they fall into the void!
by jbsparrow9 June 8, 2021
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spliff.raccoon

Someone who likes schlatt and is honestly very deserving of approval
Person one:name one good schlatt fan
Person two:spliff.raccoon
by PowerlessNight September 5, 2021
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Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy
Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon
by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022
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the multi racial canadian hockey player

it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can't really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.

It's a good time.
Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial canadian hockey player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one
by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023
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Trans-racial

To identify with a different race based on one's personal opinion, disregarding external pressure to live with the racial identity we were born into.
I have a buddy who is trans-racial, at 36 years old he found the courage to reject the idea that he is Irish and now identifies with being Japanese.
by CrayonEater567crayoneater567 August 23, 2017
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