Epic Yoda Quote List

A Quote Book of yoda-like wisdom by our minds. All quotes written in a magical iphone notepad.

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by lostboysofnevereverland January 9, 2010

ruined heart quote

To ruin a hipster quote involving hearts that are used by "love".

Annoying girl: Touch her heart, not her body.
Guy: I believe the human heart is part of the body.
Annoying girl: Yes.. but -
Guy: and how the fuck are you gonna do that? Grab a knife and stab through her just to touch the fucking thing?
Annoying girl: Damn, you are good at making ruined heart quotes...

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN July 13, 2012

Quoits

Started by the ancient greeks, but it now commonly called horse shoe.

Hey, man! Wanna go play some quoits?

by heyyyalyssa June 23, 2007

&quot

The stupid beginning of a word filter that is really hard on the eyes.

While swearing is stupid, making stupid marks that turn the first letter of a swear into a smiley is stupider by far.

John typed Pussy in the chat room.
Everyone else got &quot:)ussy
That's dumb.

by Ronin Catholic November 30, 2007

Quetis

Any derogatory term than can be used against a person, or thing. Can also replace swears. eg. stupid, asinine, ect

What the Quetis? (eg. What the F*ck)

Holy Quetis! (eg. Holy Sh*t!)

Your a Quetis (eg. Your Stupid)

by Canadiana Of Airdrie April 29, 2011

the quotient

the adequate sum

thanks for that beer man... mmm... that was the quotient

by maxsell aka onestock March 2, 2012

better be quotin'

to call out a questionable statement as a quote from another source such as a television show, movie, magazine, book or other media.
to argue that a radical statement made by another was from something that person viewed or experienced.
In other words, to say that what somebody said was so fucked up or stupid or just scary that it better have come from something else and not be original.
someone's words going to far and someone else calling them to be fake to hope that they are not being honest and/or serious

Guy 1: i like fat bitches, fat and old, with saggy tits
Guy 2: you better be quotin'

Perv: 12 is the perfect age for girls. 12 man.
Other Guy: I don't know what your problem is man, but you better be quotin'

Aryan 1: I love hitler so much and the KKK too, plus im a murderer.
Aryan 2: You better be quotin'.

by doctorwagy March 14, 2011