Quiff

Another word for F**k

To be ticked off

"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"

by Dudeboyguy August 23, 2011

Quaf

-Verb
1. Queefing air out of a women's vagina that previously was forced by a fart from a man.

-Noun

1. The air forced out of the mans anus into the women's vagina after she has queefed it back out.

Wow that quaf smelled just like steve's ass!

by wrestlerpogo May 11, 2011

Quiff

A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.

"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."

by spurstildeath January 5, 2014

quarf

The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.

"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)

by Alex The Mighty Canadian December 28, 2005

quaffle

The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.

"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle

by Dean Corin February 12, 2006

Male Queff

When a male queffs out of his urethra, but blames it on the girl

When in a sexual position, with a guys legs above his head, and air is pushed up the urethra and is released as a male queff

by GarretPeublowskeet March 18, 2011

quiff

What you'd call the sort of cowardly idiot who'd typically post their mildly amusing definitions on the Urban Dictionary

Did you read what that quiff just wrote? What a douche bag!

by Even quiffs need love October 4, 2006