Pud Pounding

Beating off, rubbing one out, Knocking Down a Chub

AW is an expert at pud pounding; he will never get any pussy!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

bloomer pudding

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

by The Bastard February 20, 2004

pudding rag

a disgusting cloth covered in a thick viscus coating of feces and semen. a pudding rag is usually obtained by the process of a man wiping his ass, then masturbating with the cloth. it is possibly the most disgusting thing on the planet.

haha, i just gaged tom with a day old pudding rag

by mike mud-bone December 26, 2008

pudding flight

When a man with loose stool utilises the momentum of a sex swing to lob watery fecal matter into the mouth of his beloved directly from his anus from great distances.

I always thought Jerry was really vanilla but it turns out he's into pudding flights.

by Calenlass February 28, 2010

Locker Pudding

Secretly shitting in someone's gym, school or wall locker.

Dammit, on Tom's last day of work he left a load of locker pudding!

by MyerFuzz August 25, 2009

pudding-pop

(v.) to rape, or to drug someone's drink with the intention of raping them. The term is a reference to serial-rapist Bill Cosby, who was both a spokesman for Jello Pudding Pops and a serial rapist who drugged women and raped them.

Amy, don't drink that! I think that douchebag pudding-popped your drink!
Poor Tiffany doesn't date anymore; she's traumatized by a freshman-year date pudding-pop.

by UnfrozenCaveman November 22, 2014

PUD NIPS

Extremely obese person who will most likely die from cake smotherage.

1. Something that has time zones 'PUD NIPS'.
2. Butterjugs.
3. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

by Jellymelons August 3, 2006