POON JAB

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)

"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"

by MOTTS May 27, 2006

Poonam

A talented, sexy, and fierce bitch who knows she's the shit. Incredibly smart, and a total trendsetter. Not the type of bitch you wanna ever piss off.

person 1: "Holy shit...Poonam tho"

person 2: "Damn"

by justcasuallysexy October 19, 2014

Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

by Graham April 13, 2004

Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 11, 2006

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

Poon Tang Casserole

When a girls crotch tastes as good as a home cooked meal.

I didn't eat all day, but after I ate out Pam's Poon tang casserole crotch Im not hungry!

by ducker9mm November 12, 2011

Tuna Poon

A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS.

Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon.

by Alex August 20, 2004