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French Press 

The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours
"Hey bro you want to help me with a french press? Sweet. Take off your pants."
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"
French Press by thejockjizzle August 13, 2014
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Panini Press 

When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.
Yo bro, last night Amber panini pressed my dick, it was great!

Wench Press 

A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?

She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.

Wench Press?

It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
Wench Press by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011

trouser press 

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
trouser press by Townsman December 30, 2014

Guttenberg Press 

When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.
I was so proud of myself when I landed the Guttenberg Press for the first time.
Guttenberg Press by chrisVno3s November 9, 2016

Drill Press 

A lot like a screwdriver, but is made with everclear rather other brands of vodka. Extremely strong, extremely dangerous. Originated in Plymouth County, MA
Nick made a drill press that fucking nearly murdered Will.
Drill Press by Marshallman99 March 1, 2018

Sandwich press 

While receiving a blowjob, the recipient uses the givers head in the action of closing the sandwich press on a cheese and ham sandwich. The giver should make a “hiss” noise on the downwards movement.
Last night I fucked Mary’s face Luke a sandwich press, that shit is hot!
Sandwich press by Moony75 March 14, 2022