Plaster of Penis

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

by simikis October 16, 2007

plastic

A systematic person who tends to have no soul or mind of their own - also who alters oneself for progression of beauty; social strumpet.

That plastic doesn't know what a socilaist is.

by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004

plastering

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

Action Plastic

n. Slang for condom

Frank: Dude, I can't believe you banged that chick! She definitely looked like she had a disease.

John: Meh, it wasn't that bad. Besides, I wore an action plastic.

by El Verde January 29, 2010

Plastic Bag Special

When there is a female with a nice body but and ugly face and you use a plastic bag to cover up their face.

John: look at those double D's!

Joe: she has a big hairy mole though!

John: Yeah, but you could plastic bag special her, for sure

by Jonnycake145627 June 7, 2011

Plastic patriot

One who is blind to anything other than their personal quest for sovereignty, appeasing those in power, or flag waving, whilst knowingly and arrogantly ignoring or undermining issues that inflict untold damage or to their country, by claiming these issues are not patriotic.

He's a plastic patriot for ignoring foreign influence in the vote.

by GrazzaD October 7, 2020

The Plastic Hammer

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.

Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014