Pityshift

The act of French kissing a person without sexual attraction

The dumb bastard accidently sent her a snap saying he pityshifted her

by Hshsjdnndnd August 20, 2018

Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.

Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.

by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 26, 2018

Pity pall

A pity pall is a friend you have where your friendship is solely based on the fact that you both have depression.

Yes, I made this up myself

I really like to hang out with Bob, but I feel like he's just a pity pall.

by Super Nigger Faggot October 3, 2018

pity kill

In any game, where you kill an opponent even though it was a bad kill

A - Look at how many kills I have
B - Nice pity kills you have there

by ArmanZ7 October 31, 2018

pity blunt

When a person passes you a blunt out of pity

Man she kept being dramatic so I passed her the pity blunt.

by Pacman723 December 14, 2018

Pityslip

A quick nipple slip out of pity.

Sorry Tom I've changed my mind. I sobered up in taxi and you're just to ugly. I'll give you a pityslip for your trouble.

Out of pity, you expose your nipple to Tom laying on the couch. At least Tom deserved a sweet dream.

by Pityslip_original August 1, 2019

Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.

Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.

by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019