quarter pounder

A reasonable large African-American man's piece of meat. a BBC.

Usually served with dick cheese.

white guy coming from McDonalds:
-I got a quarter pounder
black man (unzipping his pants):
-you ain't got a quarter pounder. I got a quarter pounder.

by dildo777 March 25, 2022

Alaskan Plunger

When a girl (or willing partner) lays on his or her back, you take a dump on his or her chest, then suction a plunger over the crap on her chest, next take a chair with a hole in the seat, and place it over the handle of the plunger (leaving about four inches of handle sticking out of the seat. Lube the handle and slide it into your butthole, and while bouncing up and down, you masturbate, hoping to 'blow your load' onto the willing partner's face and neck.

Dude, my ass hurts so much from the plunger poundage to my asshole, as I did the Alaskan plunger to my girlfriend, but at least I blew my load on her face, and she licked it off.

by kingklaus January 24, 2010

Plunger

Someone who's arse is that fat, when they get up from the loo the seat comes with them.

'There goes that fat twat again - the fucking plunger'

by shellgreen June 12, 2014

Klunge plunger

A device used to Plunge the Klunge (Vagina).
A.K.A A dildo

Jeez, i just caught your sister using her Klunge plunger.

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

Two-Hundred Pounder

Two-Hundred Pounder too hun-drid poun-der:
(n.) - 1. A sizeable man, 2. One who personifies characteristics of manliness.3.A man known for wearing T-Shirts larger than M and pants larger than 34”. (adj.) - An envious term for an individual/event that is oft envied.
Origin: U.S.A., Southern District of FL. English Vernacular.

(n.)
1. The smaller, weaker men cowered in the corner while the two-hundred pounder had his fill.
2. The two-hundred pounder could bench press more parties than the sobers.
(adj.)
1. Rookie Partier: “Broseph, that party was raging last night!”
Veteran Partier: “I know, that party was obviously two-hundred pounds.”

by Terrence Barnsworth December 9, 2008

Ass Pounder

1. One who pounds asses in his spare time.
2. A tasty-looking ass; usually on a woman.

1. Damn! 'djou see that guy? What an asspounder!
2. Sweet lovin Lord! She's got an Ass Pounder!

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

C.C.H. Pounder

C.C.H. (Cold Crusty Heal Pounder) - In order to capture the esscence of the ol' C.C.H., one must hang out in an unfinished basement for 2 hours. This gives the bare feet a chance to cool down, catch some must. Once fertile, the heel is prepped and ready to go. Retrieve a nude female specimine as she will now experience Jesus in the form of a heel. Begin by slowly inserting your big tow... Graceyfully slide the remainder of your foot into the vagina. Once you get heel deep you know she's ready for "heel palpatations." Rapidly shake your foot within the vagina until it's bloody. Soon she will understand...

"Mom, I'll be home at 11:00pm after I give Solomon a C.C.H. Pounder."

by Wand Holder 094 June 29, 2009