kingklaus's definitions

Gum Condom

When you don't have time to buy a condom, so you make one out of your gum.

Dude, I didn't have a rubber, so I pulled out my double bubble, and made a gum condom! Best sex I ever had!

by kingklaus January 24, 2010

Gum rape

When you are trying to rape someone, and you don't have a condom, so you take out gum, and make a make-shift condom out of it, and rape the victim anally, vaginally, or more preferred orally, or a combination of two or more

I didn't have a condom, so I raped that bitch's mouth with my make-shift gum condom. It was a total gum rape

by kingklaus January 24, 2010

Alaskan Plunger

When a girl (or willing partner) lays on his or her back, you take a dump on his or her chest, then suction a plunger over the crap on her chest, next take a chair with a hole in the seat, and place it over the handle of the plunger (leaving about four inches of handle sticking out of the seat. Lube the handle and slide it into your butthole, and while bouncing up and down, you masturbate, hoping to 'blow your load' onto the willing partner's face and neck.

Dude, my ass hurts so much from the plunger poundage to my asshole, as I did the Alaskan plunger to my girlfriend, but at least I blew my load on her face, and she licked it off.

by kingklaus January 24, 2010