Person -1: oh shit hide me
Person 0: what
Person -2: TE IN TESTICULOS CALCITRABO
Person 0: oh god no
Person 0: what
Person -2: TE IN TESTICULOS CALCITRABO
Person 0: oh god no
by humanoidian December 3, 2025
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Person 1: What a beautiful day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 36: p ͉̭͐̀̽e ͎̋͌̋r ̙͓̭͖̅i ̈́̌ͅs̴͔̺͈͕̖̿̾́ḥ̶̯͗̓̆͑͝
P̴̮͙̤͙̥̓̈́͊͑͐e̶͉̬̹̞̊͂͌̕͝r̴̡̙͉͖̤̘͛͝s ̠͓̤͂͌̕̚o ̲̀̾̀̚͝n ̬̉̈̎̾̅͠ ̶̜̫̋̃͘1̵̹͚̺̹̈́́̑͗; N ̡̙̤͓͓͂́͊̆̑̄̓͆͘Ǫ̴̠̪̺̳̼͓̯͉̜̫̬̗̍̈̒̔̈́̈́̇̈̓̈́̈͂̓̕̕ ̴̟̘̰̭͕͙̣̙͖̟̘͖̓́̎͂̏̓͛W ̦̻͕̠̩̟͈̩̰̦̟̟͛Ǟ̵̧̢͍̯̥̯̞̗̖͚̮̲̌̄̊̀̅͊̕͜I ͚̖̭͕͎̩͖̮̣̼͗̽ͅT ̬̻̟̰͈̆̿̍͑́͠͝ ̴̢̡̰̯͔̣͈͈̖͔͛͑̃̀͊̄̉͛̾̉̎̇Ṋ̵̨̧̛͕͚̝̼̱̙͈̗̖͍̮̮̖̌͋̆̈́͑̿O̵͉̺̮̮̣̭͔̯̙͛̒̊̅͆̾̽̆͌̈́̾̌͘͠Ơ̵̢͓̬͓͓͖̰̳͍̺͎̱͔̠̈́̀̋̑̌͠Ó̴̗͔̜̗̼̒̿O̵̳̱̻̟̭̘̪̹̞̝̬͔͓͋̍̀́̂̐̏̌͂̀͂̒͋͠͠͝Ò̴̢̧̯͇͓̣͓͋̽̉̈́͆̀̌͒̽̕̕͝O ̧̢̡̨̬̝̤̯̭̩̩̭̣̖̙̻̑́̀̀̔͑̽̋̾̄̽͜͠Ǫ̵̢̪̱͍̟̞͍͇͉̤̓̎̃͑̅̏̐̂̾͆̽́͋̕͠O ͎͚̅̾O̶̢̭̖͍̙͈̲̟̼͉̣̭̗̱̥̿̒̐̐̃̅͗͋̎̕̕̚̚̕͠͝Õ̵̘̖͈͚̑̓̔́͑̈͐͋̄͋̓́͘̚͝Ơ̶̛̺͔̓͗̈̂͛̑͑̇͐͌͊̈͗̚͜
P ̢͎̲̤̝̱͔̣̯̘̱͇̤̥̜̝͆̆͠͝ͅe̴̡̢̟̦̻͍̪͎̙̜͔̖̣̒̐̎̈͑̋̌̎͆̆̏͛͒̓͆͘r ̟̚s ̠̪͉̼͉̺͑̀̆̆̔̾̈́̽̓͋̅͠o ̦͈̙̥̥̰̺̎̿̊͆̋̏͐̃̑n ̢̨̢̼͔͉͔̳̮̖̑͌̏͑̃̈̓̓́͒̚͜͝ ̵̺̘͓̱̖̜̹̲͆̏̅̑̈́̊͌̈́͝͠͠͝͝1̵̞͒̈́̓̑̕; A ̧̡̨͔̺̼̩̦̖̩̗̘̥̻̠͕̱͚̟̤̳̬͉̦̝̬͓̙̗̦͈̭͉̩͈̫̦̦̰̳̻͇͈̹̖̠̺͎̪̗͇̜̟̤͓͒͛͜
Person 36: p ͉̭͐̀̽e ͎̋͌̋r ̙͓̭͖̅i ̈́̌ͅs̴͔̺͈͕̖̿̾́ḥ̶̯͗̓̆͑͝
P̴̮͙̤͙̥̓̈́͊͑͐e̶͉̬̹̞̊͂͌̕͝r̴̡̙͉͖̤̘͛͝s ̠͓̤͂͌̕̚o ̲̀̾̀̚͝n ̬̉̈̎̾̅͠ ̶̜̫̋̃͘1̵̹͚̺̹̈́́̑͗; N ̡̙̤͓͓͂́͊̆̑̄̓͆͘Ǫ̴̠̪̺̳̼͓̯͉̜̫̬̗̍̈̒̔̈́̈́̇̈̓̈́̈͂̓̕̕ ̴̟̘̰̭͕͙̣̙͖̟̘͖̓́̎͂̏̓͛W ̦̻͕̠̩̟͈̩̰̦̟̟͛Ǟ̵̧̢͍̯̥̯̞̗̖͚̮̲̌̄̊̀̅͊̕͜I ͚̖̭͕͎̩͖̮̣̼͗̽ͅT ̬̻̟̰͈̆̿̍͑́͠͝ ̴̢̡̰̯͔̣͈͈̖͔͛͑̃̀͊̄̉͛̾̉̎̇Ṋ̵̨̧̛͕͚̝̼̱̙͈̗̖͍̮̮̖̌͋̆̈́͑̿O̵͉̺̮̮̣̭͔̯̙͛̒̊̅͆̾̽̆͌̈́̾̌͘͠Ơ̵̢͓̬͓͓͖̰̳͍̺͎̱͔̠̈́̀̋̑̌͠Ó̴̗͔̜̗̼̒̿O̵̳̱̻̟̭̘̪̹̞̝̬͔͓͋̍̀́̂̐̏̌͂̀͂̒͋͠͠͝Ò̴̢̧̯͇͓̣͓͋̽̉̈́͆̀̌͒̽̕̕͝O ̧̢̡̨̬̝̤̯̭̩̩̭̣̖̙̻̑́̀̀̔͑̽̋̾̄̽͜͠Ǫ̵̢̪̱͍̟̞͍͇͉̤̓̎̃͑̅̏̐̂̾͆̽́͋̕͠O ͎͚̅̾O̶̢̭̖͍̙͈̲̟̼͉̣̭̗̱̥̿̒̐̐̃̅͗͋̎̕̕̚̚̕͠͝Õ̵̘̖͈͚̑̓̔́͑̈͐͋̄͋̓́͘̚͝Ơ̶̛̺͔̓͗̈̂͛̑͑̇͐͌͊̈͗̚͜
P ̢͎̲̤̝̱͔̣̯̘̱͇̤̥̜̝͆̆͠͝ͅe̴̡̢̟̦̻͍̪͎̙̜͔̖̣̒̐̎̈͑̋̌̎͆̆̏͛͒̓͆͘r ̟̚s ̠̪͉̼͉̺͑̀̆̆̔̾̈́̽̓͋̅͠o ̦͈̙̥̥̰̺̎̿̊͆̋̏͐̃̑n ̢̨̢̼͔͉͔̳̮̖̑͌̏͑̃̈̓̓́͒̚͜͝ ̵̺̘͓̱̖̜̹̲͆̏̅̑̈́̊͌̈́͝͠͠͝͝1̵̞͒̈́̓̑̕; A ̧̡̨͔̺̼̩̦̖̩̗̘̥̻̠͕̱͚̟̤̳̬͉̦̝̬͓̙̗̦͈̭͉̩͈̫̦̦̰̳̻͇͈̹̖̠̺͎̪̗͇̜̟̤͓͒͛͜
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Person (we dont know): Alright, sin(pi) is 0, so i will go for cake.
Person 32: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
Person (we dont know): NO WAIT NO-
AAAĀ͚Ã̘Á̳AĂ̠̺̾A̩̣͑̿̄͢À̟̟̘͍̈̿͠A̦̔A̖̐AA̢͆AA͔̋AĄ͎̪̫̼͕͔̆͛͆̀́͝͞Ä̡̟̙͕́̄͂̐͞ͅA̻͓̓̉AAA͒͟A̘͙̒͆Ă̡̻͔̯̪̊̅͑̋͢͝AḀ̢̫̤̎̓̑̽̃͟A̫͍̯̯̞͖͖̠͉̙͌̊̽̿̇̃͂́̂̀͢͟͡͞Ä̧̢̰͕̳̆̈̈̎A̳̤̝͇͇͚̠͉͉̭̐̂̈͋͌̅̏̕̕͘͡ͅE̗̱̰͇̠͇̊̋̌͌̍̍̿͜Ê̞̦̩̈́͡G̤̤̗͈̝̘̪̘̩͙͙̑̊̄̾̀̈́̎̅͑̅̄̅̕ͅͅE̩̱͚̟̣̺̦̜̯͍̻̺̠̩͑̌͗̅͆̏́͌̋̀̃̑̕͡H̛̠̞͇͎̖̭̫̞͚̩͔̰͂̍͛̉̋̾̋̚̚͡͞G̼̹̉͛͗͟Ę̤̭̳̟͖̓̋̈́͋͠͠G̢̻̩̲͕̰͓͂͌̆̽̈́́̈Ȟ̡͓͈͚͇̘̝͍͊̍̓̈̿̍͂̚͟͠ͅŲ͓̣̦̠͓͚͈͉̮̞̹̊̐̇̐̋̅͊̾͛̈͊̄̚ͅǴ̢̜̭͇͓́̂̊̎̕͟Ḩ̭̯̘͙̮̼̩͇̘͖͍͍̘̣͗̃̿͛̋̊̓̽̓̍́̈͊̚͟͡͠Ģ̨̣̻͔̼͙̂̏̿͋̈́͂͘Ḩ̛̱̪͔͇̫͚̖̩̳̹̠̖̘̭̭̮̹͛̾́̈̐̄͆̍͑̊̇͆̅͆̚̚͜͡͞G̟̜̲͔̣͔̾̀͗̄̌̎H͇̰̪̩͗̄̽͘H̯̗̣͓͓̹̞͇͕̹̜̳͎̝͛̌̄̏̓̓̂̅̓̈́̇͆͘͠H͓͙̹͇͉̐͌̅̕͟͠͡H̨̟̪̩͓͕̣̥͚̗͇̟͓̩̹̝͈̯͆̈́̌̑͌̀́̈̓̋̍͛̍̄̀̓͑̍͘ͅH̘͎̞͎̪͖̲̤̑̎͌̋̆̉̕̕H̡̝̪͕̙̰̤̲̫̲̰̺̮̭͎͇̔̎̊͒̀́̍́̐̓͛̆͛̚͜͟͡͝͡͡H̝̥̔̎Ḧ̛̠̦̱̭̭̦̬͈̩̩͎̞̰͓͖͇̪̖͉̰̞́̇̒̈̀̂͊̈̾̈́͛͆͌̄̉̈́̇̀͑̎̚ͅH̨̩̪̪͚͖̘͛͂̆̔͛̓̚H̨̪͇̮͇͈̝̭̰͍̜͈͛̅̄͒̓̆̈́̎̐̎͡͝Ḫ̢̛̛͔̫̲̭͓̜̠̮̭̣̹͖̦̤̩̮́̃̀̃̆̏̿͂̑͒̐̅̆͛̑̏̍̕͟͟͠ͅ
*Person (we dont know) turns into Person NaN*
Person NaN: aw man
Person 32: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
Person (we dont know): NO WAIT NO-
AAAĀ͚Ã̘Á̳AĂ̠̺̾A̩̣͑̿̄͢À̟̟̘͍̈̿͠A̦̔A̖̐AA̢͆AA͔̋AĄ͎̪̫̼͕͔̆͛͆̀́͝͞Ä̡̟̙͕́̄͂̐͞ͅA̻͓̓̉AAA͒͟A̘͙̒͆Ă̡̻͔̯̪̊̅͑̋͢͝AḀ̢̫̤̎̓̑̽̃͟A̫͍̯̯̞͖͖̠͉̙͌̊̽̿̇̃͂́̂̀͢͟͡͞Ä̧̢̰͕̳̆̈̈̎A̳̤̝͇͇͚̠͉͉̭̐̂̈͋͌̅̏̕̕͘͡ͅE̗̱̰͇̠͇̊̋̌͌̍̍̿͜Ê̞̦̩̈́͡G̤̤̗͈̝̘̪̘̩͙͙̑̊̄̾̀̈́̎̅͑̅̄̅̕ͅͅE̩̱͚̟̣̺̦̜̯͍̻̺̠̩͑̌͗̅͆̏́͌̋̀̃̑̕͡H̛̠̞͇͎̖̭̫̞͚̩͔̰͂̍͛̉̋̾̋̚̚͡͞G̼̹̉͛͗͟Ę̤̭̳̟͖̓̋̈́͋͠͠G̢̻̩̲͕̰͓͂͌̆̽̈́́̈Ȟ̡͓͈͚͇̘̝͍͊̍̓̈̿̍͂̚͟͠ͅŲ͓̣̦̠͓͚͈͉̮̞̹̊̐̇̐̋̅͊̾͛̈͊̄̚ͅǴ̢̜̭͇͓́̂̊̎̕͟Ḩ̭̯̘͙̮̼̩͇̘͖͍͍̘̣͗̃̿͛̋̊̓̽̓̍́̈͊̚͟͡͠Ģ̨̣̻͔̼͙̂̏̿͋̈́͂͘Ḩ̛̱̪͔͇̫͚̖̩̳̹̠̖̘̭̭̮̹͛̾́̈̐̄͆̍͑̊̇͆̅͆̚̚͜͡͞G̟̜̲͔̣͔̾̀͗̄̌̎H͇̰̪̩͗̄̽͘H̯̗̣͓͓̹̞͇͕̹̜̳͎̝͛̌̄̏̓̓̂̅̓̈́̇͆͘͠H͓͙̹͇͉̐͌̅̕͟͠͡H̨̟̪̩͓͕̣̥͚̗͇̟͓̩̹̝͈̯͆̈́̌̑͌̀́̈̓̋̍͛̍̄̀̓͑̍͘ͅH̘͎̞͎̪͖̲̤̑̎͌̋̆̉̕̕H̡̝̪͕̙̰̤̲̫̲̰̺̮̭͎͇̔̎̊͒̀́̍́̐̓͛̆͛̚͜͟͡͝͡͡H̝̥̔̎Ḧ̛̠̦̱̭̭̦̬͈̩̩͎̞̰͓͖͇̪̖͉̰̞́̇̒̈̀̂͊̈̾̈́͛͆͌̄̉̈́̇̀͑̎̚ͅH̨̩̪̪͚͖̘͛͂̆̔͛̓̚H̨̪͇̮͇͈̝̭̰͍̜͈͛̅̄͒̓̆̈́̎̐̎͡͝Ḫ̢̛̛͔̫̲̭͓̜̠̮̭̣̹͖̦̤̩̮́̃̀̃̆̏̿͂̑͒̐̅̆͛̑̏̍̕͟͟͠ͅ
*Person (we dont know) turns into Person NaN*
Person NaN: aw man
by The person creator December 15, 2025
Get the Person NaN mug.Person 33:bye im going to 1969
Person 37: HELL NAW
Person 37: YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT BUDDY
*Person 33 already time traveled to 1969*
Person 37: oh gosh...
*timeline breaks*
ESAELP em pleH :73 nosreP
*timeline breaks again*
Poo-poo face №37: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THATS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poo-poo face №37: im calling PERSON 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*timeline shifts back into normal because of someone*
+3 (232) 32-32 (this is not real)
Person 37: Hey pal, wazzup?
Person 32: Nothing much, just fixed a broken timeline
*timeline breaks again again*
type 37 diabetes: Oh no...
Person 32: What happened?
type 37 diabetes: our timeline broke again
*Person 32 fixes the timeline again*
Person 37: im pretty sure that we don't have much longer if this keeps happening
Person 32: I just need to know who does this
Person 37: It's Person 33.
Person 32: alr gtg cya gotta give him a beating lmao bye
*0.01492537313432814925373134328149253731343281492537313432814925373134328 microseconds later*
Person 33: H̡̝͓̙̲͂̿̓̓̕͢͞Ẽ̘̠̍L̨̦̲̙͉̀͆͊́͝P̨̮̳̳̝͎̍͗̉̆̆͘ ̧̨̫͎̩̯̇͛͛͒͋͠M̱̱͕͍͍͙̗̻͉͙̫̖̖̀̃̍́̊̈́̌̌͊͂͂͞͞E̹̞̦̟̙̫͕̼̱͈̎̀͆͛̄͊͛̐͂͞
Person 37: Perfect.
Person 32: S̯̦͐͗T̖̍Ơ̭͂͜P͈̺̿͗ ͇́B̭̓R̹͇̓̔Ê̢͇̲͇̫̿͑̆̐À̡̬͔͕̿̽͑K̦̯̱̎̇̓͠ͅI͈͆N̢̘͍͓̒͊́̕͡ͅG̺̅ ̧̛̜̒T̙̻̈̽Ḩ̩̿̚E̡̳̻͕̍́́̃ ̗͙̯̆͑̕T̡̞̍͌IḾ̫͇͕̈̀Ẻ̙̹̗͓̍̔̓L͈̙̹͈̋̉̈̇͜͡IN̖̯̠̓̆̀E ̜̤͌̊À̺̗̖̹̓͊́Ş̤̳̞̾̓͛̆S̗͙̳͆͛͠HO̩̾͘͜LË̪̮̘͑͛́͜
Person 37: HELL NAW
Person 37: YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT BUDDY
*Person 33 already time traveled to 1969*
Person 37: oh gosh...
*timeline breaks*
ESAELP em pleH :73 nosreP
*timeline breaks again*
Poo-poo face №37: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THATS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poo-poo face №37: im calling PERSON 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*timeline shifts back into normal because of someone*
+3 (232) 32-32 (this is not real)
Person 37: Hey pal, wazzup?
Person 32: Nothing much, just fixed a broken timeline
*timeline breaks again again*
type 37 diabetes: Oh no...
Person 32: What happened?
type 37 diabetes: our timeline broke again
*Person 32 fixes the timeline again*
Person 37: im pretty sure that we don't have much longer if this keeps happening
Person 32: I just need to know who does this
Person 37: It's Person 33.
Person 32: alr gtg cya gotta give him a beating lmao bye
*0.01492537313432814925373134328149253731343281492537313432814925373134328 microseconds later*
Person 33: H̡̝͓̙̲͂̿̓̓̕͢͞Ẽ̘̠̍L̨̦̲̙͉̀͆͊́͝P̨̮̳̳̝͎̍͗̉̆̆͘ ̧̨̫͎̩̯̇͛͛͒͋͠M̱̱͕͍͍͙̗̻͉͙̫̖̖̀̃̍́̊̈́̌̌͊͂͂͞͞E̹̞̦̟̙̫͕̼̱͈̎̀͆͛̄͊͛̐͂͞
Person 37: Perfect.
Person 32: S̯̦͐͗T̖̍Ơ̭͂͜P͈̺̿͗ ͇́B̭̓R̹͇̓̔Ê̢͇̲͇̫̿͑̆̐À̡̬͔͕̿̽͑K̦̯̱̎̇̓͠ͅI͈͆N̢̘͍͓̒͊́̕͡ͅG̺̅ ̧̛̜̒T̙̻̈̽Ḩ̩̿̚E̡̳̻͕̍́́̃ ̗͙̯̆͑̕T̡̞̍͌IḾ̫͇͕̈̀Ẻ̙̹̗͓̍̔̓L͈̙̹͈̋̉̈̇͜͡IN̖̯̠̓̆̀E ̜̤͌̊À̺̗̖̹̓͊́Ş̤̳̞̾̓͛̆S̗͙̳͆͛͠HO̩̾͘͜LË̪̮̘͑͛́͜
by The person creator December 16, 2025
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Get the Person 67 mug.Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023
Get the mummified person mug.“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.
If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.
Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.
Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”
If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.
If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.
If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022
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