(noun) antonym of common marriage, a legal relationship of two people who do not secretly or openly wish they could go back and "do it all differently," two people committed to each other, yet still do fun activities such as having sex or going out with friends.
by Miss Fabulous Delicious August 22, 2009
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I thought same-same sex was pretty kinky, but wouldn't you know? Then Miss California came up with "opposite marriage."
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Get the Opportunist mug.A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).
1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.
2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.
2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.
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Me: "Hey dude i think im going to talk to that whore over there with the fuck me boots on."
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "
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Get the opposite wingman mug.v. (to oppong) Only done by extreme whores. To let a man titty-fuck you the first night you meet him.
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