oddish

The process of screwing two black women and a cow at the same time.

Damn, that was a crazy oddish last night.

by bob March 31, 2005

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oddjob

To jerk off with your thumb facing in, instead of the usual facing out.

Did the ol' oddjob last night, it felt weird.

by TooManyGames November 1, 2006

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oddity

n.

Absurd. Something that is extremely odd. Can refer to something good or bad depend on the context.
Not a word in the 'main-stream' vocabular. More likely to be found in the 'geek' vocabulary.

i am oddity.

by a nobdy September 12, 2003

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A buttface that will compare you to someone named Sem but teaches you to play games anyways :) and is good at games that you will possibly never be good at.

Will be bluntly honest about your flawz
and is SOMETIMES nice when you're angry at him.

OH MY GOSH Odde JUST STARTED PLAYING BRAWLHALA AND HE'S ALREADY ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS. HE'S SO HARD TO BEAT AND I'M STILL TRASH.

by Honey Nut Booty-O's December 7, 2018

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Oddjob

1. The character your "now-used-to-be-friend" picks, in GoldenEye 007 (N64), to be an absolute bitch because trying to shoot him is like trying to find God in Los Angeles, near impossible.

2. Henchman to Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger (1964), and played by Harold Sakata, Oddjob is super strong and has a fucking lethal Bowler Hat. In fact, Harold Sakata was an American Olympic Weightlifter, and Wrestler, that in the scene where Oddjob cracks a golf ball with his hand, it was an actual golf ball.

1. Friend 1: "I'm going to pick Bond"
Friend 2: "I'll pick Baron Samedi."
Fiend 3: "ODDJOB!"
Friend 1: "I'm taking my fucking cartridge of GoldenEye and myself home."

2. "Oddjob is one of the best henchmen in the James Bond franchise, because of how he added suspense, action, and drama in Goldfinger."

by Kobe's Shaq March 14, 2019

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