It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.
Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*
by guymanchester August 13, 2017
Get the Jesus Nukemug. To vomit(or even take a shit) in a place such waste is not supposed to go, often preformed when drunk. Such as a fridge.
Yo I opened the fridge up this morning and found shit all stained in there!
Jesus, I hate when people nuke the fridge.
Jesus, I hate when people nuke the fridge.
by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020
Get the Nuke the fridgemug. Killing someone in Call of duty Modern Warfare 2 who is nuke boosting. This usually involves you losing the match in order to bring justice to the game. The most effective nuke boosting is done in free for all after said booster has gotten 5 kills or more.
Guy 1These two guys were hiding in the bushes in Skidrow killing each other and I threw a grenade and killed them both
Guy 2Why were you Nuke Blocking? you could have just left the game
Guy 3I left right after. I just wanted to teach em a lesson
Guy 2Why were you Nuke Blocking? you could have just left the game
Guy 3I left right after. I just wanted to teach em a lesson
by brute24deodarant January 18, 2010
Get the Nuke Blockingmug. A much stronger, more pure Jager version of a Jagerbomb...has to be drunk out of a beer stein.
At least 20 shots of Jagermeister
Topped up with Red Bull, then mix
Down as much as possible in 30 seconds.
At least 20 shots of Jagermeister
Topped up with Red Bull, then mix
Down as much as possible in 30 seconds.
Mike: Im not drunk enough at this party Josh, what can i do?
Josh: Jager Nukes my friend. JAGER NUKES!
Josh: Jager Nukes my friend. JAGER NUKES!
by The Cat 2010 March 30, 2010
Get the Jager Nukemug. by Myles May 17, 2004
Get the Hippie-Nukemug. Troye: "Dude today I nuked out in Call Of Duty! I went 30-0!"
Steven: " I can't because of stupid campers"
Steven: " I can't because of stupid campers"
by Kbforss June 17, 2016
Get the Nuked Outmug. 