narf

To deeply inhale one's own fart to prevent it from permeating into one's surroundings.

Conor, you better narf that fart or I'm kicking you out of my car.

by Bosstowncrazypants April 25, 2011

narf

the dangly-down thing between the legs of a kangaroo

that one time when i met joe at the store he was like.

dude.

nice narf.

Joe: "dude! your kangaroo has a nice narf"
Me: "dude. i know. its gigantic."
Joe: "i want one."
Me: "you'll get it someday. i can loan you mine if you want it, but you'll have to do a little dance for me"
Joe: "will that be polka or waltz?"
Me: "waltz will do."
*joe starts waltzing*
Me: "joe you're dumber than jason jensen. here's your narf"

by --3993-- July 11, 2006

Naft

It's... me.

"Hey Naft, how about those lousy skidnappers?"

by Naft "The Big Kahuna of Doom" November 4, 2003

narutard

Another type of narutard who will complain about the Naruto anime series because they want more super saiyan action. Sorry kids, DBZ is over.

"Naruto = DBZ"
"OMG4SSS MORE FLASHBACKS"
"This episode has 999% flashback"
"This episode fails it"
"Any episode with content to show you how a character is feeling fails it"
"The whole Naruto series fails it"
"I want goku back"

by BananaKitty March 31, 2005

Naft

A mixture of "nifty", "rad", and "swift"

That new CD you bought is so NAFT man!

by Roxanne The Moose August 16, 2003

narf

A word screamed in times of pain, randomness, and happiness.

Ted hurt his toe as he narked, he screamed narf!.

Hunter got a letter saying he was accepted into harvard he screamed narf shortly after.

by Ted Pfeiffer September 27, 2008

narf

English slang. Short for don't half.

That rubbish narf stinks!

by Niko.Vali May 18, 2007