Modern Miracle

while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)

"brother, i was playin some mad COD last night, and bertha gave me a viscious Modern Miracle."

by basketballjones1 April 13, 2010

mordeo

Scary as fuck humanoid deer creature with no skin which will stop at nothing to kill

That’s a motherfucking mordeo we need to run bitch!!!!!!!

by Mordeo fan January 12, 2019

Mordecai

Someone who can't get the hoes.

Mordecai: Yeah, but the hoes!

Benson: Oh, what? It's too hard to get the hoes?!

by ayothebruhmomenthere February 19, 2022

je kanker moeder

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment

Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.

by Ooooooopppsssssssp March 25, 2019

World Conquest Moderation Team

WC Mods are power tripping assholes that ban people for absolutely no reason and have zero justification and usually get away with it. “well that’s just a normal discord mod?” Well there’s a twist, they are either A full on Taliban supporter ( Noorullah ) or a fat fuck that instigates fights like an asshat. There’s also the Child Predator AKA linkwhy.

World Conquest Moderation Team sucks ass

by typicalasshole June 28, 2022

modern hip-hop

Shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.

modern hip-hop is like shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.

by joe725 August 10, 2007

Modern Vampire

The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.

Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?

by Bronthing January 5, 2011