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Moorestown Lacrosse

A pathetic attempt to be a GOOD lacrosse team... they call themselves the "M-pire" they are currently #2 in the nation... seeing as they cannot seem to beat Mt. Hebron lacrosse (#1) The entire team (JV and V) look like men and play like men... Also, duing the course of a game... this team will do ANNOYING cheers to ATTEMPT to pump up their team... they always seem to do these cheers when they are losing... The Moorestown Quakers, a pathetic excuse for a sports team
All the Moorestown Quakers cried when they got their butts beat in lacrosse... their "M-pire" has been demolished.
by Cory J. May 8, 2005
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Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)
CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN
by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013
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Textually Molest

*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.

it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.
good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"

bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"
by Jimmy Dallas July 12, 2006
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child molester

2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.
"Thier whole crew was sportin child molesters...must be a gang thing."
by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005
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Molestache

The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
by Lize87 July 31, 2007
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Facebook Molesting

Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
by meismandi March 22, 2011
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molestable

a child so cute you just want to molest them
OMG david arroyo at age 7 is SOO molestable!!!
he is!!!!
by fruhling June 14, 2010
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