Zombie Mode

The moments directly after waking up from sleep (usually, only up to an hour) where you can't speak properly and have an inability to perform simple tasks like make your morning coffee.

Extended periods of zombie mode can also occur after a bad night's sleep and can last most of the day. Symptoms include not being able to function properly throughout the day and general malaise.

Zombie mode is comparable to a hang-over but it doesn't usually occur as a result of alcohol although zombie mode, combined with a hang-over is a potentially deadly combination.

"Man, I didnt get to sleep til 5 am this morning. I've been in zombie mode all day since getting up."

by The IzzleMann October 24, 2008

Mocedian

A person who does comedy online but does not have the balls to do stand-up comedy in front of live audiences. They live on the internet

Jen Hatton is a mocedian

by Jen_Hatton June 13, 2018

Feast Mode

Like, beast mode, but when you're really, really hungry.

Dude, I got the munchies last night and went feast mode on my kitchen.

by AMWAnnihilation August 13, 2010

Hoe-Mode

The ability, for a woman to switch, from a ladies state of mind, to a
Whores state of mind.

Before I set foot in the strip club, I am going into Hoe-mode so I can make more money......

by manemo January 16, 2017

cowboy mode

Huffing it alone. Doing it yourself. Etc.

After John broke up with Brittany, he went full cowboy mode.

by Dephamy July 19, 2020

last year's model

Recent ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tom and Jill are at the grocery store when Tom's ex-girlfriend Brady shows up:

-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>

by fabianb February 14, 2010

Forum moderator power abuse

The abuse of an online forum's moderating, usually by most or rarely one of the sites moderators.

Forum moderator power abuse - removing posts that do not violate any of the forum's rules.

by 24EC24 March 2, 2012